Total Medals Earned: 701 (From 129 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,345 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/295 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/50 points)
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Get the first light upgrade.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on Easy
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/180 points)
Beat all five levels of the 1st world
Beat all five levels of the 2nd world
Beat all five levels of the 3rd world
Beat all 4 levels of the 5th world
Beat all five levels of the 4th world
Medals Earned: 11/25 (225/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Fully research 10 items.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 15/15 (280/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (100/125 points)
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 7/12 (240/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (85/305 points)
Read all the instructions of the game
Lose against the boss
Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Watch the credits of the game
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
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Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode